theuntalentedsinger:

colfr:

so my parents just came home from the shops and told me that they got a new toilet seat

Yes those are dolphins and shells.

But wait until you open the fucking thing

Oh yes

my parents bought a LIGHT UP TOILET SEAT

I am so fucking done

at least you can pee in the middle of the night without turning on the bathroom light

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mybadbadangelputthedevilinme:

I hope it posted! Saw this frame at my Vets today! It made me think of you!

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wild-lion:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

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Nom nom nom, Cane’s!

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

[x]

…well, if this isn’t the greatest metaphor for Fandoms on Day One of a Hiatus…

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i’m the impossible girl.

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